Staying in looks a little different this year, so why not lean into THE CURRENT MOOD while we're at it?
THE PATRIARCHY CANDLE
Indulge in warm, inviting accords of self-governance, privilege, and the end of male domination. Top notes of clove and orange awaken the senses to a life without body shaming. Sink into the end of your day, toss your bra onto the "maybe it's laundry, maybe it's not" pile, and relax and amber and balsam fill the air.
Top Notes: Clove Leaf, Cinnamon Leaf, Orange Terpenes, Armoise
Heart: Rose Geranium, Sea Foam
Drydown: Gurjun Balsam, Canadian Fir Needle, Leather, Pine, Driftwood, Amber, Musk, Birch Tar, Suede
Burn time: 50 hrs
And the people asked for the F#CKFLAWLESS socks, because if there was ever a time to say screw flawless...it would be now. Because we can't do anything half-arsed, these are thick socks that feature ribbing and a snug fit. Made of: 80% Acrylic, 20% Nylon
Includes: 1 pair of socks
Made in the U.S.A